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Chapter 57: The Queen’s Morning Arithmetic

Dawn crept through the casement like a thief, and Edmund Ashworth, Earl of Morland, watched it with the particular resentment of a man who had not slept. He lay fully dressed atop his bed at Barn Elms, the borrowed estate near the river where Walsingham had installed him after the chapel. The sheets were undisturbed. His lute stood in the corner, unplayed. Even his customary morning cup of small ale sat untouched on the sideboard, growing warm and bitter.

He had faced the Falcon twice. He had watched his uncle die. He had held Cecily’s hand in the dark of a chapel while a traitor’s blade sang past his ear. And still, the one phrase from the ledger gnawed at him like a rat in the wainscoting.

*The one who sleeps beside the Queen.*

He sat up and pressed his palms to his eyes. Beside the Queen. Not *near* her. Not *in her service*. Beside her. In her bedchamber. In her bed.

There was only one man who slept beside Elizabeth of England with regularity, and he was not the Earl of Leicester.

Edmund rose and crossed to the window. The Thames glittered grey below, and beyond it, the towers of Westminster rose against a pale sky. Somewhere in that warren of stone and ambition, a woman who had survived more plots than any monarch in Christendom was taking her breakfast, attended by her ladies. And among those ladies—those women who helped her dress, who brushed her hair, who sat with her into the small hours—one of them was the Falcon’s master.

He had been looking at men all along. Hunsdon. Phelippes. Essex. Even Leicester. But the ledger had never spoken of a man. It had spoken of a sleeper. And women, Edmund realised with the dull thud of revelation, slept beside queens far more often than men ever did.

A knock at the door roused him. His servant, Jenkins, entered with a folded note on a silver tray.

“From Walsingham’s house, my lord. The messenger said it was urgent and that you were to read it before breaking your fast.”

Edmund took the note and cracked the seal. The spymaster’s hand was tight, angular, and brief:

*Come at once. She has summoned you. Do not be late. Do not be charming. Do not be yourself.*

He smiled grimly. Walsingham knew him too well.

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The antechamber at Whitehall was thick with petitioners and courtiers, but Edmund was ushered past them all by a thin man in black who moved like a fish through reeds. Walsingham waited in a small room off the privy gallery, his face a mask of parchment and iron.

“You look like death,” Edmund observed.

“I have been reading intercepts since midnight.” Walsingham gestured to a table heaped with papers. “The Spanish ambassador is pressing for his recall. Something has frightened him. And frightened men make mistakes.”

“What has frightened him?”

“That is what you are going to find out.” The spymaster’s eyes were bloodshot, but sharp as awls. “The Queen has asked for you by name. She would not tell me why. She only said—and I quote—‘Send me my lazy earl. He has a talent for finding what others have hidden in plain sight.’”

Edmund felt the familiar cold trickle at the base of his spine. “Your Majesty flatters me.”

“She does not flatter, Morland. She observes. There is a difference, and the difference has sent better men than you to the Tower.” Walsingham stepped closer, lowering his voice. “The Falcon has gone quiet. No messages, no movements, no bodies. That means he is either dead, or he is already where he needs to be. I would wager my soul on the latter.”

“A comforting thought.”

“It was not meant to be.” Walsingham pressed a folded paper into his hand. “A list of the Queen’s bedchamber women for the past three years. Every one of them. Their families, their faiths, their debts. If your theory about the sleeper is correct, your answer is in that list.”

Edmund stared at the paper. It was heavier than it looked. “You knew.”

“I suspected. The ledger’s phrase was too precise to be poetry.” Walsingham’s mouth tightened. “I have spent my life watching men. I forgot that women are the better conspirators. They have more practice at seeming harmless.”

A servant appeared at the door. “The Queen will see Lord Morland now.”

Edmund tucked the list inside his doublet and followed the servant through a maze of corridors, past guards who did not look at him, past courtiers who did. He was a ghost in their midst, a man who had stumbled into secrets and somehow survived. But ghosts, he reflected, did not have to make conversation with the most dangerous woman in England.

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Elizabeth was not in her privy chamber but in the small garden overlooking the river, wrapped in a cloak of deep green despite the morning chill. She stood alone, her ladies withdrawn to a respectful distance, and she did not turn when Edmund was announced.

“My lord Morland.” Her voice carried the particular edge of a blade being drawn. “You have been busy.”

“Your Majesty, I have been—“

“You have been busy.” She turned, and her eyes were bright with something that might have been anger or might have been amusement. With Elizabeth, it was often impossible to tell. “You have uncovered treason in my household. You have unmasked my cousin. You have chased a phantom called the Falcon through my realm, and you have allowed my spymaster to believe you are his creature.” She stepped closer. “And yet you have not once come to me with the one question I expected you to ask.”

Edmund’s mouth was dry. “And what question is that, Your Majesty?”

“Who sleeps beside the Queen.” She smiled, and it was not a warm smile. “You have been chasing that phrase for weeks. You have nearly died for it. And you have not once considered that the answer is not a person.”

He stared at her. The world tilted, righted itself, tilted again.

“Your Majesty, I do not—“

“The Queen of England,” she said slowly, as if explaining to a child, “does not sleep alone. She sleeps with her crown. With her realm. With every soul in this kingdom and every enemy who wishes to see it burn. The one who sleeps beside the Queen is England itself.” She paused, letting the words settle. “But you were looking for a traitor in my bedchamber, were you not?”

Edmund felt his face flush. “I was looking for the Falcon’s master.”

“And you found only your own reflection.” Elizabeth’s expression softened, just fractionally. “You are clever, Morland. Perhaps too clever for your own good. But cleverness without wisdom is merely a sharper way to cut yourself.” She turned back to the river. “The Falcon is not one man. He is many. He is the shadow that falls when a kingdom forgets to watch its own edges. And he is about to strike.”

“What do you mean, Your Majesty?”

She did not answer at once. When she spoke again, her voice was quiet, almost reverent. “I have received word from the Continent. A fleet is being assembled in Lisbon. Masts like a forest, they say. Thousands of men. The King of Spain has finally found his courage, and he means to bring it to my shores.”

Edmund felt the ground shift beneath him. The Armada. The date in the ledger. The twentieth of August.

“Your Majesty, if I may—“

“You may not.” She turned to face him fully, and for the first time, he saw the weight of the crown in her eyes. “You have asked me for nothing, Morland. You have served without seeking favour. You have been inconvenient, insolent, and occasionally brilliant.” She paused. “I am about to ask you to be all of those things again.”

Edmund waited. The garden was silent save for the river.

“I need you to go to the coast,” Elizabeth said. “To Plymouth. And I need you to find out what the Spanish are planning before they plan it.”

He opened his mouth to protest, to explain that he was a lazy earl who composed lute music and guarded his naps, that he was not a soldier or a sailor or a spy. But the words died in his throat, because the Queen was looking at him with something he had never expected to see in her eyes.

Fear.

“You have until the twentieth of August,” she said. “And then, my lord, England will burn.”